Why you should vote for McCain

Posted on Wednesday, July 2, 2008

 

1. so we can have fun in Iraq for another 100 years , yay!!!!

2. So we can continue this economic prosperity of these last 8 years! lovely job losses , dollar going to crap , mortgage crisis and high gas prices , lets continue this stellar record of excellence.

3. We can push an agenda of not letting poor women get abortions , that way they can have kids when they arnt financially able to take care of them and then not fund any programs to help them with health insurance , food stamps , college or welfare. , after all if they are real desperate and poor they will make great soldiers when we go into Iran and Syria huh?

4.Of course with all these poor minorities we will have to have our guns to protect us and our nice things. that way we can make someone stealing a tv set out of your house a death penalty offense , yep stealing a tv requires death... at least in the middle east they only cut off your hand , who's more barbaric?

5.Instead of using new kinds of fuels , lets just drill more so we get a couple more years of oil and we can burn up the little we have left of our ozone.

6.Lets continue to let health care companies make record profits , screw the poor people who cant afford operations.

7.Keep taxes low  on the top 1% of the country after all they are the ones who are really hurting

8.An old senile grumpy old man running the white house might be the change we need.

McCain 08 YAY!!!